ThoughtsoftheBug
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Shades of Yellow and Blue
Blue was my companion for most of my childhood. To differentiate us but keep us matching my mother always dressed my twin sister and I in the same clothing just different colors, one pink and one blue. The first bedspread I chose for myself was a rich sapphire. The first time I was allowed to…
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Feels like Home
If you were already getting the impression that “this person is not normal”, hello! I have more evidence to confirm your suspicions. True story, I once met one of my most beloved friends now by biting him the first time we encountered each other. As the exuberant Thomas Sanders once said, Story Time. I had…
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A Lesson on Endurance
At this point I am almost certain I’ve at least fractured my tailbone. I was having way too much fun at a trampoline park and three months later I’m still paying for it. So with lots of free time on my hands where sitting in a donut is the best way to avoid pain, that…
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Quests for Burdens
When I was in college, the apartment below mine had someone stabbed in it right before I moved in. You could still see dried bloodstains on the wooden stairs for years after but beggars can’t be choosers. It was all I could afford and in modern day times where it costs all you make just…
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Boo the Big Light!
You know those overhead lights that look like a boob with a seemingly large nipple? Those ones, while also looking vaguely erotic, usually give off the worst reach of effulgence ever and yet they are in every freaking apartment. And fluorescents?! Rectangular monstrosities of bright white light sent straight from H.E. double hockey sticks. I…




